Is it so terrible that I’ve muted conference calls to pee? #whennaturecalls #homeofficelife
Powerpoint on a Friday afternoon? You’re dead to me.
I don’t watch television because I can’t figure out the remote controls.
I don’t know how to add or multiply my 6s, 7s, or 8s.
I work from home…during my Skype meetings, I’m rarely wearing any pants.
I NEVER update my apps.
I can’t stand the smell of laboratories.
I only have 7 followers on Twitter. It reminds of me singing in the shower: I can say/sing anything and no one knows or cares.
Tell me I didn’t suffer through 8 years of computer science to walk my mother through iPhone settings.
I became an artist, not for some lofty ideals or talent or passion, but because I fell in love with the smell of Toluene and Xylene.
I’m an iPhone user and I secretly feel superior to Android users.
I generally wear pants when taking video calls from my home office, but I do take a page from the TV anchors and keep the sweatpants on my lower half while the top is all business.
What is that noise in the background? This was often the question I heard during teleconferences. Yes, I pumped my breast milk while I was on teleconferences. I did try to mute myself as often as I could.
Science report writing requires an entire jar of Nutella: one spoonful per paragraph.
My 9 year old knows more about the solar system that I do.