Sometimes I stalk my exes on Facebook while on conference calls. And conference calls should never last more than 30 minutes. Ever.

What is that noise in the background? This was often the question I heard during teleconferences. Yes, I pumped my breast milk while I was on teleconferences. I did try to mute myself as often as I could.

I only have 7 followers on Twitter. It reminds of me singing in the shower: I can say/sing anything and no one knows or cares.

I became an artist, not for some lofty ideals or talent or passion, but because I fell in love with the smell of Toluene and Xylene.

I generally wear pants when taking video calls from my home office, but I do take a page from the TV anchors and keep the sweatpants on my lower half while the top is all business.

My secret: