I work from home…during my Skype meetings, I’m rarely wearing any pants.
I don’t watch television because I can’t figure out the remote controls.
I dropped my iPhone in the toilet (three times.)
I’m an iPhone user and I secretly feel superior to Android users.
I don’t know how to add or multiply my 6s, 7s, or 8s.
When my son was only 3 years old, I started telling him that he was going to grow up to be an architect because I wanted to be one, but never actually did. Now when he’s asked what he wants to be when he grows up, he says “an architect.”
I NEVER update my apps.
Earbuds disgust me. They go IN YOUR EAR.
During an interview, I was asked if I knew Quickbooks. She didn’t ask me if I knew how to USE Quickbooks, just if I know it. So I kind of lied and said yes because I need the job.
My 9 year old knows more about the solar system that I do.
I can’t stand the smell of laboratories.
Seriously…NEW math these days???? What the heck? How are supposed to help our kids with their homework? Does anyone else not understand it?
I understand roughly 10% of the menu commands in Photoshop. But I still make a pretty good living.
I like wearing a lab coat mostly because it protects my clothes from coffee spills.
A masters of mathematics student can get surprisingly far by guesstimating.